function tlink() {
    };
    
    tlink= new tlink();
    tnumber = 0;
    
    // textArray
    tlink[tnumber++] = "From the mixed-up files of Mrs. Basil E. Frank... no, wait, that's not it..."
    tlink[tnumber++] = "You'll be back. You know you will."
    tlink[tnumber++] = "Visit soon. Visit often. Visit now. Oh, wait, you're already here."
    tlink[tnumber++] = "If I got paid for what I say, I'd be very rich or very quiet."
    tlink[tnumber++] = "The views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of the management or anybody else for that matter."

    increment = Math.floor(Math.random() * tnumber);
    
    document.write(tlink[increment]);