Did you know the plural of "moose" is "moose?" I didn't...

Anyway, Anna had a moose sighting this morning on her way to work. She passed an Animal Control truck that just pulled off to the side of the road as she went past, and she thought she saw a rather large dark horse in the field she drives by every day.

At the time, she didn't think anything of it. Then one of her students came in, shouting that she was attacked by a moose on that road on the way to class.

This may pass as normal behavior in rural Washington State or somewhere like that, but this is suburban Dallas/Ft. Worth Texas for goodness sake! This moose sighting was just 10 miles north of the largest airport in the state, and second busiest in the country! We're not country bumpkins!

Moose indeed...