I've been listening to dance music lately on the radio.

*pause*

Now that you've had a chance to pick your jaws up off the floor, I'll say that again so you know I wasn't mistyping. I've been listening to The Texas Party Station on my commute of late. I've occasionally had a spot of electronica and techno in me, but I've really been getting into this music vibe for a while.

But that's not the worst part. There's a song they've been playing that I've started digging a little. When it comes on the air, I crank the volume up a bit louder than it was before, endangering my poor factory speakers in the truck. It's got a nice groove, it seems well-produced, the melody and lyrics are catchy, in fact, I'd almost go so far to say as that I really like it and I'd love to hear it again when it's over.

Then I find out yesterday that the song is "Toxic" by Britney Spears.

My life is over...